The Official Hippo Webpage


Real Ultimate Power





Hi, this is site is all about hippos, REAL HIPPOS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about hippos.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.




1.    Hippos are mammals.

2.    Hippos fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the hippo is to flip out and kill people.



Weapons and gear:





                water                  skin                                                     






Hippos can kill anyone they want!  Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest.  And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest.  My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that hippos have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  


Hippos are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Hippos are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start synchronized swimming next year.  I love hippos with all of my body (including my pee pee).    



Q and A:.



Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about hippos?

A: Hippos are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, hippos are very careful and precise.


Q: I heard that hippos are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, hippos can be mean OR totally awesome. 


Q: What do hippos do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent gargling, but sometime they dive.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)


Here's me ready to ROCK (or ready for bed)!!!