Would you like to flip out with some cash?
If so, then enter into the Ninja Scholarship contest. To enter, you must
Catch a ninja really going berserk or completely flipping out*
Take a picture with a digital camera
Send the picture to Robert for judging**
The 2004 winner** will be announced June 1st, 2005 and will receive a five dollar check from me. Only totally sweet pictures will be posted on the Ninja sightings page. Make sure to tell your friends to keep their eyes open!
*By flipping out, I mean really really flipping out. And no pornography--ninjas are tubular, but not that tubular.
**By sending in a picture, you also give me permission to use that picture in my upcoming book. This is as of February 01, 2002.
***The Ninja Scholarship does not discriminate against anybody (regarding race, religion, social status, poop size, disability, gender or any other non-relevant features) and that's a fact! Only one winner will be chosen.