Seppuku with a frisbee

 

 

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and canít find anybody else to kill.  Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselvesóguns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.óand donít even think twice about it.  These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: thatís why we there are so few ninjas today. 

 

But if you want to commit Seppuku and youíre like me, you donít have access to stuff like lasers.  But thereís hope.  I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of timesóand believe me, itís pretty cool.  The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it. 

 

 

 

Step 1    Get a frisbee from the store or friend.

Step 2    Clean the Frisbee.

Step 3    Make sure your parents arenít around

Step 4    Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.

Step 5    Get really super pissed.

Step 6    Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)

Step 7    Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.

Step 8    Push hard until you canít see it.

Step 9    Wait.

Step 10  Die.

 

Step 5                                                        Step 6

Step 8

 If you succeed, everybody will be like ďHoly Crap!Ē