Letter (to those jerks who don't like my web-page)
Dear Stupid Idiots...
(i get a lot of hate mail. these are the best ones. and that's why they are so stupid.)
Hey retard.. just to let you know.. Seppuku is not the form of killing yourself when your pissed off or when there is no one else to kill. Its the art of an honorable suicide done because they pretty much fucked up (like if they get caught). Ninjas do not kill and stab all day. They are actually silent assasins. e.g. they would dress up like a salesman to get into your house, and while they are pretending to sell you something they would look for holes and cracks to climb into, then at night they would come back and murder you. If you going to talk about somethinig... make sure you know what the fuck you are talking about. Thats not even the jist of whats wrong on your dumbass site.
from Sudo Shima (John Madison)
have a clue what real ninja are do you? The Ninja are a highly secretive ogranisasion that train in the art of
Ninjitsu. The Ninja arts started in China in the 14th century. Ninja are nothing
more than highly trained spies. The sword is not called a "Ninja Sword" it is a Katana or
Wakuzashi.Their "Ninja Stars" are called Shuriken. You must have Ninja confused with the Samurai, Shogun or Bushido, for they are
the ones who actually brutally slaughtered people. Ninja cannot fly or stick to walls, I would like to know where you got these
ideas from. However they did have potions such as smoke bombs and poison. You also said that you learned everything you know about Ninja from a bunch of
movies, has no-one ever told you movies are full of shit. Cheat codes
don't work in real life, asshole. If you wish to know more about us true Ninja email me
Hope you will be making some changes to your site or you will hear from me again.
from Kyoshi Nishimura (Sam)
Hey kid. never give up on that suicide by ingesting a frisbee. I hope you succeed very soon. Your ninja website is pathetic and cries out "I'm a 10 year old that knows shit about ninja's". One day when you're 30 you're going to look back on this and laugh your ass off at how incredibly nieve and dumb you were. Oh and by the way, I'm a sniper. So if you see a red dot appear on your chest, smile, because you'll get to meet somebody who really is "cool", if only for a second.
you fuckin moron,
just visited you fucked up little piece of shit ninja site, and you don't know
Jack Shit about them do you? First off, how fuckin old are you, you little
SOB, and how the FUCK long have you studied NINJAS? If you honestly
believe in what you put on your site you should just do the world a fuckin favor
and bend over, put your dick in your mouth and bite it the fuck off so that
everyone knows the planet won't be tainted by someone else genetically related
to a dumb fuck like you. I got a fuckin list of things that are wrong on
your fuckin page. First off, your fuck off firend Mark said he saw an
actual NINJA, do you fuckin know how many there really are, there are less than
50 real ones left, and only 5 live in the U.S.! NINJAS DON'T FLIP OUT YOU
FUCKIN RETARD!!! do you even know what Ninjas WERE!!! They were
SPIES and ASSASSINS, next time ask before you pull shit out your ass and put it
on a page. EVERYTHING you said on your page is shit, even your equipment
is WRONG. I bet you don't even fuckin know the differance between a katana
and a zaoichito blade, and if you DON'T then remove your fuckin site right the
fickin now. I'm sick and fuckin tired of people like you, who have a
computer and THINK somehting is cool, and then put total BULLSHIT on the
internet to confuse otehrs who are actually researching the True past of these
excellant soldiers, you MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF RAT SHIT. If you want some REAL
info e-mail me and I'd be GLAD to set you straight, I've actually studied these
fuckers for MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. HELL, I've even been to the last official
Okinawan Dojo for them. But please get your fuckin bullshit site off the
fuckin net or COMPLETELY reFUCKINGdo-it.
A Guy Who Loves Asia And Knows About The Real Past Of Ninjas,
To: Some Kid Who Thought He Knew Something
I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday.
ROBERT (OR WHOM EVER)
I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE POSTED ON YOUR SIGHT IS NOT ONLY COMPLETELY WRONG BUT ALSO VERY MISLEADING AND DANGEROUS. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO FACTUAL KNOWLEDGE OF NINJA,NINPO OR NINJUTSU BUT CLAIM TO BE AN AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT. GOD FORBID SOMEONE ACTUALLY TAKES YOUR GARBAGE TO HEART AND TRIES THIS INSANITY....YOUR GOING TO GET SOEM POOR KID KILLED....ARE YOU READY TO ACCEPT THAT RESPONSIBILITY. AS FOR ME....IM A NINJUTSU SOKE...GRANDMASTER....IN A LEGITAMATE NINJA RYU (FAMILY) WITH 25 YEARS UNDER MY BELT IN AN HISTORICALY TRACEABLE LINEAGE. I STONGLY URGE THAT YOU DO THE FOLLOWING....
>1:PLACE AN APOLOGY ON THE SIGHT WITHIN 48 HRS OF RECIEPT OF MY EMAIL TO ALL NINPO STUDENTS AND TEACHERS.
>2:PLACE A NOTE ON THE BEGINING OF YOUR SIGHT TELLING EVERYONE THAT GOES TO YOUR SIGHT THAT YOU ARE FULL OF BS.HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE ART AND TO NOT TAKE THE SIGHT SERIOUSLY
>3: REMOVE THE SIGHT BEFOR SEPT 15 2002. SHOULD YOU NOT REMOVE THE SIGHT BY THAT DATE THEN I WILL FIRST LOBBY AOL TO HAVE THE SIGHT REMOVED. IF THAT DOES NOT WORK I WILL PAY YOU A VISIT TO TEACH YOU WHAT REAL SHINOBI IS CAPABLE OF DOING....AND BELIEVE ME...I CAN AND WILL VISIT YOU. YOUR SIGHT IS DANGEROUS AND OFFENSIVE...ESPECIALLY TO SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO HAS DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THIS ART AND HAS INHERITED THE SYSTEM AND KNOWS THE DANGERS AND VALIDITY OF NINJUTSU. I EXPECT AN EMAIL IN RETURN TO CONFIRM YOUR RECIEPT OF THIS EMAIL.....GOD HELP YOU IF YOU DONT RESPOND.
BUFUKAN NINPO BUJUTSU HOMBU DOJO
Dear Mr. Hamburger.
I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it's tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I'm a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I'll see you in court. Write me back and we'll talk some more.
a single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with
This hatemail got me so pumped, I wrote the 6th movie script.
SOKE D. FUJITA Part 2
15th rapidly moves in upon us like a thunder cloud ready to explode in an
intense rain of fury. as i stated in my previous letter, i asked if you were
ready to accept the responsibility of the damage and injury that your mis
information will cause others. i see that you have recieved a letter from a
concerned mother of three stateing that your web site has caused her son to fail
in school as well as injure one of her other children. is it simply that you are
waiting for some one to die as a result of the garbage that you propogate
on your site? you only have a few days left to send out a letter to me via
email that will be distributed to all real ninja that you have insulted as
well as post a disclaimer on your site disavowing what you claim to
teach....then take the site down and replace it with a letter stateing that
anyone whao has taken you seriously should not and that they should not follow
your ill example. dont force me to take further action upon you the least of
which is to petition aol to tear down your site....the worst of which would be a
personal visit from myself and my students at your so called dojo to
remedy your ill behavior. little boy, i am the real deal, and i take offense at
your immature lies and the example your set for others. i guarantee that my 25
years in ninjutsu as well as my title of ninja,iemoto and sokeship over various
japanese ryu ha related to the ninja will be quite adiquate to put you in you
place. fell free to email me back....and anyone who reads this can email me at
@@@@@@ with your concerns and together we can fight to have this little boy banned from
the web. robert, i hope...no i dare you to post this entire letter on your site
so that others can access my email address.
david d. fujita, soke (grandmaster)
bufukan ninpo bujutsu dojo network
have you ever even seen a real hippo? are you fjucking stupid? don't you know that hippos don't drink pop or "hang" out with ninja. what does "hang out" mean you freak. i bet it has something to do with animal sexuality, you little gay. only a gay would think that hippos fight people with friends. hippos are animals that don't talk, you moron. why would you ever make a story full of lies. are you trying to confuse people. you are right that they live in the forest, but THAT'S ALL.
when you realize how fucking stupid you are, you are going to feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaal stupid,
Even though i do not know much about ninjas, I must say that your site is crap. It's sadly amusing, I'll give you that. I mean, where else can I read about some old man popping 19 boners...? Do you even know what a boner is ya retard? Anothing thing.. how can one smear pap all over anything? A papsmear is a test where your boobs are mushed (for lack of better word) in between two panes of glass to look for tumours and the like. There is no smearing of anything involved. So giggle as much as you want over this, little schoolgirl. Get a life, but first get a brain.
I have visited your site recently and found that you must be missing some chromosomes. You must be some sort of 30 year old with down syndrome. Someone mailed you saying to bite off your penis so no one would ever be genetically related to you. That sounds like a good idea......if you only had a penis! You dont know anything about ninjitsu and I doubt that you know anything at all. May God have mercy on your soul because the assasins that will kill you in your sleep for insulting them and being a complete waste who doesn't add goodness to the world, won't. If I wanted a brain transplant, I'd want your because IT HAS NEVER BEEN USED!!! Please keep up this website because I love to laugh at the stupidity of the greatest moron on the face of the earth. To everyone else please send him more hate mail because it is very humus.
YOU SUCK AT LIFE,
Robert Hamburger has been sued. For more information about the lawsuit click News
at first when i went to ur sight i thought it was up as a joke, but now i see u flipped out on this mom in court and are disobeying a court order? what in the sam fuck is wrong with you? u dont do that! your not a ninja! Ninjas, are cool, they are relaxed, have composure, are patient. u on the otherhand need to see a child psychiatrist, i'm fourteen years old and i think u are the opposite of what any human being should even think of being. you couldn't load a site filled with more crap and bullshit. u need to take some serios thought about where ur going in life kid, or mr Fujitsu is gonna pound it into ya. i'm not kidding. neither is he. and neither are we. your gonna end up in jail if you keep doin stuff like this u stupid fucking dumbass, i really hope you post this on that dumbass page of yours so people can see that even kids close to your own age think your fucking stupid. go eat rat poison and dissolve yourself in a barrel of acid with spikes and razors u stupid sam fucking dumbass.
>Robert, you are playing a dangerous game. By
basically telling the world to
>fuck off and saying that you have the right to flip out all over the place,
>you are stating that you are strong enough to beat the world. That just isn't
>true. I do not have enough invested in the honor of ninjitsu to take any
>action against you, but there are those that do who also have the ability to
>do so. Understand this when you choose to antagonize them. Specifically, when
>a grandmaster of a tradition that has been in continuous training since the
>14th century tells you that you are wrong and that you are making an enemy
>out of his tradition, it would show that you had some intelligence if you
>listened. I have been studying the martial arts for going on a decade now,
>and I would hesitate to enter the same dojo as one so accomplished as a
>ninjitsu grandmaster, of whom (unless I am mistaken, and Mr. Fujita, please
>correct me if I am wrong) there are only two living today. You know who your
>enemies are, but you do not know yourself and why you are doing this.
>Moreover, you do not seem to understand the consequences of your actions.
>This is a tragedy. I grieve not for your actions, but for the fact that one
>little boy is so alone that he must retreat behind such a shell of anger. Mr.
>Fujita, I think, will agree with me that one of the tenets of ninjitsu is
>absolute self-control, and you are obviously not displaying that. If you are
>really in possesion of ultimate power, why are you afraid to post Mr.
>Fujita's email address, and why are you going to black out XXXXXXXX,
>so that he cannot contact me if he wishes?
Dear terrorist that has no morality, People like you should not exist on the face of this planet. Building a website that influences other peoples in ways that is not truth is not just. If you do not learn to grow up soon and quit you vile influences you will probably be put on death row. I dont care what your age may be but having a website that offends many others and offers bad ideas to children shall be ceased. If you have studied Ninjutsu, I say unless you change your disgusting ways, go learn something like how to reach hell by creating truthless websites and killing others children by as you say, "Flipping out." Do you even know what the words, "Flipping out" mean. Here is a definition lesson for you, flipping means, "to toss so as to cause to turn over in the air, or to move with a small quick motion" "to identify publicly as being such secretly" Videos offer no proof whatsoever of any kind of skill involving a martial art. Videos are easily manipulated. As others have said practitioners of Ninjutsu do not go on a killing spree, they protect themselves, their families, and their rights and the main aspect was to reach a calm state. So really your picture of a ninja is incorrect as the real meaning is a way of peace, so to speak. If you say you are a practitioner of Ninjutsu or know anything of the art do you understand the philosophy integrated in the art. A martial art is without meaning if it only contains body positons and fighting stances there is a spirtual side to this. I am offended greatly due to your activities. If it was legal i would have your website down in a matter of minutes, but I do not care to break the law. If you can understand this manuscript then I'm suprised that a person with enough intelligence to read this does not have enough to hold a moral code. I do not wish harm for you but i can only say harm will come afoot if your vileness is not halted. I stately believe that you belong in a mental ward. Well I'm certain you are a sex crazed pervert who has no legible parents. I think you would have been dropped on your head off the Empire State building when you were a baby. I have seen anarchy websites less atrocious than yours. I neither support breaking the law or doing stupid things like some people( Namely you). I would address you by your name but i do not believe the name you placed on your absurd website is your real one and if you did place your real name on it, more stupidity to you. I im glad you are getting sued but if not it will come. Our community grows stronger against vile people like you, while your communty grows ever weaker under the pressure of the truth. If anyone would like to email me about this topic feel free, my email is ***********
( Of course my email address wont even show up thanks to some censorensic people who run this evil website.) If you want to know my age, it is between 13 -38 I condem this foul website of yours.
I hope to bring you no anger, rather to plea that
you close your site.
> It disturbs me to think that there are people out there who might kill
>themselves because of this site. There are some crazy people on this earth
>who might kill themselves or others as a result of this site, and that would
>be horrible and evil in most or all cases. I want you to end your site, and
>any others like it if there are others like it. Also, please make sure that
>people don't kill themselves or others as a result of this site. I care for
>your wellbeing, and it is greatly harming you and others to keep your site
I urge you, as an 18 year old man, who has EARNED more pussy than you shall ever afford, to close your site down, before I do it myself. It will be my greatest pleasure to personally destroy www.realultimatepower.net, and anything you come up with in the future. I pray that you post this on your site, as it will only make it easier for me to destroy you. You are a sad, strange little waste of your parents' bodily fluids. You should not be allowed to talk, let alone make such a piece of shit website. I'll bet you actually don't know SHIT about anything concerning websites or web development, let alone REAL NINJAS. I have been in development for 7 years, I know what flies and what doesn't. Robert, if that is your name, this doesn't fly at all. Whether you take down your site or I do, one way or another, this piece of shit is going to be removed from the eyes of the public for all time to come. And I stand with Ms. Evans in defense of her three boys. YOU ARE CORRUPTING AMERICA'S YOUTH! Have you no shame? Do you know what real honor is? Common sense left you long ago BOY, for you are truly the world's biggest idiot. Obviously, this means nothing to you. You're a ninja, right? This shouldn't mean anything to you. After all, you'd just flip out and wet your pants in front of me, right? Yeah, I thought so. I dare you to pick a fight over this. I dare you. I do not believe the Constitution upholds MORONS doing shit like this. And I don't care if you think you can beat up the world, YOU CANNOT BEAT UP ME. I am stronger than you will ever be. I am smarter, and I sure as hell know more of ninjas than you do. Heed my words, you snot-faced punk, for I am the death of your site. And should you disrespect me the way you disrespected Ms. Evans' letter, I hope you put in how I plan to shut your site down in the script. I hope you do really. This site is of absolutely no value to humanity, and we would all live better without it. In absolute disgust, Your Worst Nightmare [A-O] Abel
Shittest site ive seen in my life, how old are you? You dont know anything bout ninjas, so learn and read more before u decide to publish a load of shit onto the internet. Then learn html better and design a site that looks better. Why dont u shut up and get a life btw? And ps, we are not dummies, were beyond ur inteligent than you'd ever have.
>Dear Mr. Got my black belt at the K-mart Costume Dojo,
>Hello Mr. Ronald Mcdonald hamburger or whatever your name is, I'm thirteen
>years old and I am sending this message to you because you are an
>endangerment to others and yourself. But for one thing I can't understand why
>you are so damn obsessed with ninjas yet you do nothing to find out the truth
>about them. You have all these ppl sending you e-mail about how your wrong
>and they are right and all of them are older than you and know much more than
>you, plus they could all beat the hell out of you and castrate you (if you
>don't know it means having your glands cut off).Then no one would EVER be genetically
>related to you and the world could be at ease. It doesn't matter anyway cause
>you probably would stick your dick into a brick wall before you would realize
>thats not where it goes. Anyway shut down your site for your sake and the
>sake of others.
>With hate and anger,
>Robert I would like you to know that your website is misleading. It has
no truth whatsoever. I am a 1st Degree Black Belt in Korean Tae Kwon Do. I am
speaking for all of the Martial Artist's out there that Martial Arts is not
made for killing each other. It is made for Self-Defense. The only other time
we use Karate is during tournaments. The tenents of Tae Kwon Do are:
>And Ninjas were the most honorable of the Warriors. They did not kill theirself for no reason. I hope this helps you. My e-mail is ********>Oh and btw post this on your little Hate Mail section so everyone can hear the truth.
Hello. I am writing in regards to
your website. While I do agree with the judge in that you should be allowed to
have the website (otherwise it would be infringing upon your right to freedom
of speech), I personally feel that you have not correctly looked into what
ninjas truly are. I will not go in-depth of it, I am rather sure that other
people have tried to enlighten with facts as well as wisdom and points of
Whatever has fueled you to portray ninjas in the sense that you have, that they are "cool" and whatnot, I hope that it can eventually fuel you to look more deeply into the ninja and move on the path to enlightenment. I am not saying you are an "idiot", we all say and do certain things down the road of life. However you choose to continue your life, I hope that it is carried out with wisdom.
Hopefully our next encounter, either physically or through words, will not be one of hostility and anger....I know the future will be bad indeed, but I do hope that you realize the true path you are meant to undertake. In the meantime, I will try to figure out what I was meant to learn by coming across your website (and I'm talking on a philosophical level....). Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I hope your perspective and interpretation does not blind you to the true intent of it.
Dear future darwin award winner,
I shall begin this letter by informing your monocelled brain as to what exactly a darwin award is.
A darwin award is an award given out to those who prove drawin's theory of evolution, in other words, people who kill them selves through great acts of stupidity and incompetence.
While you are as of yet to win one, I am currently trying to get you an "honerable mention" for attempting to commit suicide by ingesting a frisbie. first of all, the "ninja suicide" as you call it, is probably the single most offencive thing on your web page. Ninja's didn't kill themselves "when the cant find anyone to kill" they killed themselves when they had lost a great ammount of honnor (something i'm sure you know nothing about).
Not to mention the fact that they didn't go around decapitating villages because they felt like it.
Ninjas only ever acted in carefully planed assinations of important people(which is why you don't have to fear ninja attack, you don't matter). All your movies and such are pathetic, i find it sad that people actualy believe and act upon this stuff.
and the whole "real ultimate power" thing just screams "Oh! Pay attention to me! Im a pahetic little kid who's parrents hate me because im a total dip-shit on a power trip". Kindly take into consideration just how totaly pathetic you are, you haven't seen a real ninja, i gaurntee it.
Now, incase you care (which I doubt you are capible of you pathetic waste of carbon) i will give you a quick sentence on how the ninja came to be.
Back in ancient japan (its that big island off the coast of china) the samurai (which ment "warrior" though later came to mean highly skilled warriors that followed a code of honor) ruled over the land, and didn't give a darn for the common people who were often attacked by bandits. The ninja came about as a way for the common folk to defend them selves agenst the samurai, or the bandits, it later evolved into a more secretive sect of highly skiled martial artists.
so there you have it, ninja's were originaly just farmers.
Tell your mother not to feed you, and instead to give the food to some deserving child in africa who might actually amount to something in life other than using up oxygen and enlarging the hole in the o zone layer with all his hot air (in case you cant tell, the pathetic waste it YOU) Feel free to post this in your hate mail section. Oh, and if you have any balls, you'll e-mail me back at ************** and not in anyway censor out my e-mail if you do decide to post this in the hate mail section. (I sincerly doubt, however, that you have the balls)
I'd pitty you, but I dont think you deserve it,
p.s. I was home schooled.
Like your previous ďhatemailer,Ē
I, too, am a ďhatemailer.Ē I
hate you and Iím going to tell you about it.
First off, I donít know if you heard, but we are in a state of
emergency. Terrorists try to attack
a concerned parent
Falhock and Haven Forever
Dear Robert or whoever you are,
p.s. put this on your hatemail, so other people can relate to it
Hi im probably about your age. im 12 turning 13 soon. When my friend first showed me your webpage it was kinda funny, but then i started really reading it and exploring it a more and more. And I realized you are a fucked up child, like everyone else does that has mailed you. I dont know very much about ninjas, if anything at all, but i do know one thing--they aren't mammals, and they dont fucking flip out and kill people like you describe them doing on your retarded website. Like a lot of other people have said, you need to go see a pscyatrist, or probably a psychologist because you seriously have problems, man. Homie, i really dont think that Fujistu guy or whatever his name is (sorry if i spelt it wrong) gonna come and kill you, or whatever he's gonna do to you, but i really think you need a good pounding, man--a good clean up, a good tuning in the ass. There's enough fucked up retards like you in the world, in fact at my SCHOOL!!! AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL, and it drives me nuts. If you lived where i lived, me and my friends would tune your ass man. And like a lot of the other people have been posting, you need to learn about ninjas to make a GOOD site, not one demented retarded one like you have made, man. You should actually be ashamed of your self, man. Get a life and stop trying to ruin the lives of others.
You are one fucked-up person. I mean your pee pee? what kind of a word is that?
and in case you hadn't noticed all humans are mammals not just ninjas. just for you i'll give you the definition of a mammal, so you know what one is, straight out of the dictionary. 'Any of various warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia, including humans, characterised by a covering of hair on the skin and, in the female, milk-producing mammary glands for nourishing the young.'.
there is no such a time as 8,000,000,000,000 B.C. the earth wasn't even here then. was the ninja floating around in space or what? you are just a dumb arse. possibly you know by me writing arse but i'm from the uk, so you'll be pleased to know you're hated internationally.
you know NOTHING about ANYTHING. You must be around 10 because you don't even know what a boner is. men don't get boners just by looking at a fully clothed woman (especially not 16 or however many you said) unless they have an unbelievably high sex drive or a very good imagination. and you can't just get a boner when you feel like it (i mean as in you don't just go 'hmm, i think i'll get a boner') you
THICKSHIT. They just happen when, and sometimes they don't even if you want them
to. This line from one of your stupid over exaggerated scripts is "The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant." That is so GAY. How can a boner smash a restaurant you fucking thickshit freak of nature? "Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes" ????? how is that possible you FUCKING DICK? DOES THIS MAN HAVE 16 DICKS OR WHAT? and you say that the people who write hate mail haven't ever seen a girl naked? WHAT ABOUT GIRLS WHO WRITE IT DUMB ARSE? THE ONLY GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN NAKED IT YOUR MUM IN THE BATH WHEN YOU WASH BETWEEN HER ARSE CHEEKS!!!!!!!!! you barely know what sex is. you probably only got the 'birds and the bees' talk a month ago and
tried to have sex with a bee yesterday! all you know is 'the pee pee goes in a hole' and 'women are the ones with boobies' you are such an annoying fucking shit-headed freak you fucking piss me off so much. If i ever met you i would kick the fucking shit out of you! I hope you get whats coming to you and someone kicks you so hard up
into the butthole that their toes push up into your stomach! your one of those annoying kids that graffiti's the
word SEX on a wall in big letters and finds it hysterical. well, it's NOT
FUNNY. i dont know anything about ninjas but i have read the hatemail and know that most if not all of those people know a fucking lot more then you. you are i fucking idiot and haven't even started puberty, in fact your so behind your still waiting for your fucking dick to grow.
keep waiting, asshole. Your fucking scripts are a load of shit with things
morphing into things and its more likely that you'll wake up and find you have a dick then
all that strange morphing would happen.
i hope you fucking put this in your hatemail section so people can see that your website is hated not only by people of all ages but all nationalities.
I hope one day you meet a real ninja and he beats the shit out of you.
Do you understand how many people hate you from what you write? doesn't it
damage a 10 year old's ego to be hated worldwide? You have no idea what a media is going to do you hamburger. i don't know maybe you have mental diseases and if you do i appologize, but if you don't have one, then I'm not going to apologize. I just think your a 10 year old kid who had nothing better to do one day. If i met you i'm
sure i wouldn't like you. i don't have some big ninja name like the rest of the people and study this stuff.
but i can say this
someone who hates you
because you think your funny
but your not
A martial artist teen,
salutations (if you even know what that means),
PS. Karen I despise your racist ways
Dear Mr. Fucking 10 year old boy who knows jack shit,
How are you today? I just finished reading your site and I was so "pumped" after reading it I thought I should write you this. HOLY FUCK GET A FUCKING LIFE AND A REAL EDUCATION! Mother fucker! what are they teaching you in your God damned school? What the fuck is your mother teaching you? Or does she no know jack shit about ninjas (like you) and believes every single God damned word you say? "Hey mom, guess what? A ninja came all the way to our house from Indonesia with his ninja stars and ninja swords and he tried to beat me ass, but I got so PUMPED after seeing him that I flipped out on his ass and killed him!" "Oh that's nice dear! After you pop a boner why don't you show me how to flip out and kill people?" "Sure thing, hot stuff!" Kid, I bet the only woman you could EVER pop a boner for is your mother because no other women would consider looking at you twice! But first you have to reach puberty to pop on! And at this rate it will be a long time before you EVER mature. And your friend Mark is a fucking dipshit. Did you get all the ninja information from him? Why do you believe in him so much. Why would you believe in one person so much. You're going to wake up to a lot of hurting when you get older, if you keep doing that. AND, Ninjas don't walk down the street in AMERICA eating tacos of burgers then happen to "flip out" if some kid drops a god damned fork. And I'm sure if ninjas were uppercutting kids or "flipping out" and killing everyone in site we'd be hearing it on the news a whole lot than we do now, and that's ZERO!
P.S. Please tell your mommy to up the ritaline you because something ain't right..
dearr. mister (i set a poor example to todays youth)
Hey you little fat punk im 14 years old, and my 5 year old brother just viewed your pitty excuse for a website and do you know what he did? He took a broomstick and with all his might whacked our 2 month old sister in the head. She is now in the hospital with a concussion. I hope your happy cause if I ever find you I would seriously kick the crap out of you, I hope you post this in your hatemail section so other people can see what damage you are doing to society. One day your going to get the shit beat out of you and when that day comes I hope you post it on ur website so everyone can laugh at you and say you deserved it. Because you are nothing.
P.S when asked why he did it my brother said because i wanted to be a ninja and they flip out and hurt people and gave us the address to your site
First of all, after reading everything on your
site, have come to this conclusion: you SUCK.
Hey dumb Fuck,
just writing to tell you what everyone has before......................kill yourself slowly. Your website is a waste of a perfectly good domain name. And the appearance of it is almost as sad as the contents. from what i see you must be some 12 year old jerk off whos daddy let him play with webpagemaker a little tooooo much. Seriously, you need to rename your site to "Worst Fucking Joke Ever.net". Or at least put something in it that has some educational value or intellect dealing with the topic of ninja. You either dont give a shit or are too busy playing grab ass with your self to do some homework and build a website that actually has a hint of truth about ninja. i mean Jesus what the fuck are you actually trying to do get yourself killed. Do you know there are secret societies even today that consider themselves ninja and would happily cut your head off for putting this shit on the web. Actually if i ever found out where or who you were id beat you to death with my fist. but id have to wait until you turned ass beating age so it would be at least a challenge. You are a waste of good sperm. you need to lay down on the train tracks or something. if you are this stupid the only pussy your ever going to get is in your hand. i talked to a retard and he said hand pussy is great by the way.
L8er youre worthless
You make Baby Jesus cry.
p.s. if you even reply to this letter i will track your IP address and ill come show you what a REAL martial artist can do. a private lesson in pain and suffering. And beleive me i will track you.
You are fucking crazy and are only 10 years old.
You keep saying that you get all the babes we never see them though. Where are all these babes? They probably donít even exist. Don't give up on the frisbee thing maybe you will get it some day. Mr. hamburger you put a discrace to all of the robert's of the world you should be ashamed. Good luck on going to hell.
Rob (not you, moron)
Youíre website is awesome! Hah! I cant believe you fell for that. That must be th first positive email heading you have ha in these 3 years.... or 2800000003 yars by your reckoning. And before you read this, get a dictionary. I highly doubt you are evn remotely capable of reading half of these words, let alone understanding them.
Child, you are very deeply disturbed. I would like toclarify a few thing for you really quick. the earth is only 4200000000 years old, so it isnt exactly possible for a ninja to exist before then. B.C.E. is not an actuall unit of time. I have seen parades do more damage with a baton than you could do with a quarter-staff. All humans are mammals. Hippos dont exactly speak english. If you stood next to someone, they would likely be sucked into the vortex that is your mind, because youíre so retarded that it would actually happen, asshole. The day anyone buys that "book," if that is what you are actually calling it, I would watch that video of you with the bow-staff again. i doubt you have even touched a "ninja star," I also doubt you have vr touched a katan for that matter, too. Actually, I doubt you have touched a butter knife if you have that little respect for a blade. Magic doesn't exist. I dont think yo even know what a male sex organ is, or whatever name you chose to give it in your..... literary works. Jet red is not a color. You are thinking of jet black. having something in your mouth doesn't keep someone from breathing. I suppose ill make this the last one, though I could go on for hours, you have no respect for life. You are simply a covertform of hitler, sadam, or osama. I hope that the flames of death soon engulf you, and you spend what little life you may have now.... or don't have, wallowing in self-pity. good-bye, and may many bees find their way to your "balls."
kay, where do i begin? how about your fucking life. oops sorry you dont have one. so lets start with your dick. wait... u aint got one of them either have you you fuckin TWAT FACED PRICK CUNT SUCKING ASS LICKING HOMOSEXUAL FAT ASSED FUCKING PIECE OF SHITTY CRAP SHIT.
I jus gotta say dat u dont know shit about ninjas like other people. now i aint sayin im an expert but i at least know the basics. and this aint it. im ashamed of this world for letting u be brought into it.
All u peeps who dont like this site i just wanna congratulate u on a decision well made.